It’s a paper sack! No! It’s a shopping bag! NO! It’s MEGA Bandolier of Carrots!! It’s a bigger than the norm Bag o’ Crap. So more crap. More disappointment.
There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:
(1) Mega Bandolier of Carrots - This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit [Approx. retail value: $10.01]
NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER
To Enter
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Post right here in this thread that you are reading right now saying “Woot! Knowing my luck, I’ll get a ________ !” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.
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Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.
Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, we will choose another one.
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You MUST post right here in THIS thread that you are reading right now. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries. Read to the end of this post and then tap/click
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ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.
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You must enter before Monday, June 13, 2022 @ 4pm CT.
Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Just reply/comment on this post and you’re done.
Recap:
VALID Entries
Posts in THIS thread. The one you are reading right now.
INVALID Entries
posts in other threads
private messages
posts on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram
multiple posts in this thread (one entry per person)
New to Woot! and Want to Enter?
If you already have an account with Amazon, you can use your login email/password to login into Woot. We’re an independent subsidiary of Amazon. Your login credentials are protected through their login widget.
When asked to create a user name, we recommend that you don’t use your real name or email.
If don’t have an Amazon account, you’ll be prompted to create one when creating your new account on Woot.
Once you’re in the forums
Once you’re in the Woot! forums, you’ll be asked to log in again with your account information . You’ll only be asked to do that once. This creates your account on the forums. Come back to this thread and post an entry.
Winner Selection and Notification
We will randomly pick a potential winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.
Winners will be notified on Monday via Private Message here on the forums. If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner of the forums. You will also get an email from an @amazon.com email to the email address on your Woot! account, not your Amazon login email (if different) Click here for info on updating your email address.
You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .
Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.
And by the way, NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Must be a legal resident of the 50 United States or D.C., 18 or older. Limit one entry per person and e-mail address. See Official Rules for details
Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .
