10' Cruiser Stand Up Paddleboard

Will someone photoshop a machete on the dude, tucked in his wasteband? Also, insert an air bubble “I’m coming for ye”. That will complete the scene.

Could someone add pictures of the Performer to this tab since pictures of the Cruiser are on the tab for the Performer? This type of discrimination is unjustified in the paddling community.

Decent price, but don’t be fooled by the ridiculous “list price” – these go for $499 at BJ’s:

http://www.bjs.com/body-glove-cruiser-inflatable-stand-up-paddleboard.product.3000000000000672586