I bought a pair of these the last time they were on here. I wore them on and off for about three weeks. They do float, however one of the hinges broke already and the other was cracking. It looked as if it was because of the water but I can’t be sure. Either way, not worth the money.
Sorry about that. They have a 90-day warranty from Waviator. Have you contacted them?
“Lots of things float in water - boats float, watermelons float, trees float, balloons float… but sunglasses? Sunglasses don’t float… unless they’re Waviators. Oh yes, they float… they float… and when you buy them, you’ll float, too!”
Is that a reference to “It” by Stephen King? I can’t be sure. I only saw the movie once and never read the book.
"Lots of things float in water - boats float, watermelons float, trees float, balloons float… "
Speaking of references, you forgot these other things that float:
Bread
Apples
Very small rocks
Cider
Great gravy
Cherries
Mud
Churches
Lead
A duck
No, I haven’t had time this week and given the quality, I feel like it’s not really worth it.
If I had a prize, you would win it!
Bought a few pair and just got them, the quality is very low. I was surprised. For $10, they are ok, but you are not getting a great pair of shades here.
I know a few things that don’t float:
My shoe
My phone
Me (especially when I’m full)
my dog
So in other words this would be ideal for me if some one needs to find where I sank to 
But can you build a bridge out of it?
Accused witches: I do not recommend wearing these to your trial.
Noted. You just helped me decide to skip these. I’ll carve my own sunglasses out of stone.