Food Grade Mineral Oil for Cutting Boards

Food Grade Mineral Oil for Cutting Boards

LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE, PEOPLE. Do NOT use this for sex lube!!! Esp not a wholehearted fellatio sesh, multi-hour, idk were probably on some chem enhancements. I looked over and saw the bottle I had recently purchased at Home Depot, and mind you it was food grade for cutting board maintenance, so I thought oh, high quality mineral oil it’ll be great, they use this in cosmetics anyway. And it’s the perfect viscosity…. It took at least two months to clear that giant pore stopper out of the side of my face and corner of my lip. At least because I remember it lasting a full holiday season and then some.
HIGHLY COMEDOGENIC!!!
Unless your face is made of wood block like Pinocchio

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