Professional Massage Wand

Professional Massage Wand

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Excited Rock N Roll GIF by MANGOTEETH

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It is it wireless?

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“Professional”

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It is dressed in black.

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According to website comes with usb charging cable

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If it’s actually wireless, that ia a great price. I guess I will see.

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Thanks for the link. Apparently, just like everything else, it may cause cancer if you live in California…thank goodness I don’t live in CA.

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i bought this couple weeks ago for same price. not a bad product good build quality. it is wireless. comes with USB Type A Male to 3.5mm AUX Male for charging.

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3.5mm? Like the (really) old iPhone headphone/charger port? (Apparently this is not uncommon; Adam & Eve’s… Petite Wand, Fifty Shades mini wand, etc. use the same plug to recharge.)

Typically something 4.0" x 0.85" lasts an hour on a full charge; the dimensions for this are double that. Is bigger better?

Oh and it was here last month

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If this one is the professional I wonder what the advanced or expert version looks like?

Oh wait ………

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“Massage wand” reminded me of this “bottle stopper.”

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Yeah, they look exactly the same. I see how you can make that mistake.

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That 1% who are buying three most be quite an interesting group

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I like to to decant wine in my colon. These are essential.

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Wine enemas in Hollywood are all the rage from what I hear, so go for it.

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I wonder what varietal and vintage pairs well with colon

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You save the day again with the answer.

I was going to say I didn’t want to know what bouquet would match with a colon, but now I know.

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Reflective gold coating, lol.

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