Mmmm. High fructose corn syrup with RED 40. 
Those were the days my friend
We thought theyâd never endâŚ
As long as they donât take my sweet, sweet Yellow 5.
Not to mention Sucralose. Nasty.
Give it time and theyâll take it as well.
This has to taste better than the huge tin cans it used to use. It always tasted like metallic punchâŚ
Probably why I canât stand the taste of âpunchâ anymore?
Ahhh my parents would buy this from time to time and it would always leave a âdryâ texture in your mouth. As an adult I wouldnât drink this even if it was the only thing offered at a party. This and Flaminâ Hot Cheetos are the ultimate Red 40 pairing.
How many bottles of everclear to mix with 3 gallons of this stuff?
OK, to be honest here, I really like the taste of Hawaiian Punch, with preferences being the red or the orange. It has a lot less sugar than soda and the Arizona iced teas I used to drink, talk about sugar bombs.
And it is about $1.50 less per gallon than at the local wal-mart. So for me this was a good deal.
Would you like a Hawaiian punch?
How is the cost even covering the cost of postage?? Am I missing something? Cost me a third this price to just send a Christmas card these days.
Probably delivered by Prime vans which are already in your neighborhood so delivery costs are low.
I think a lot of Woot inventory is excess Prime inventory that they would rather liquidate than face unsold inventory storage charges or return shipping. Some of it may even be abandoned Prime inventory that has to go regardless of the selling price.
Sucralose and HFCS? Hard pass.