I presume you don’t have any Chanukkah bushes in your warehouse?
haa haa, 1 year warranty. Just say 1 use warranty!
Arrives at your door pre-lit and completely assembled
Pre-lit? How is that done?!? A LONG extension cord from Woot?
Well looks kinda cool, so I bought one.
This is an excellent purchase if you want to reenact a Godzilla Christmas.
Maybe it will be pre-lit the way I will be… EGGNOG!
Can these be used outdoors?
Speaking of cats, won’t cats eat the plastic needles and get an intestinal blockage? I thought you wanted a real tree if you have cats.
Pre-Lit is an accepted term for being pre strung with lights. You see it on all these trees that have the lights on them.
I’ve had at least 4 cats around for all my life as well as artificial trees and I can honestly say this has never happened in my 30 years on the planet.
Same price at Wal-Mart, no deal here.
But in my 49, have seen it twice. Now the plastic tree stays inside and the cats stay outside!
guaranteed to arrive by Christmas 2012
I have no idea what you are doing, but I leave the tree undecorated for a few weeks and spray it down with a cayenne pepper spray everyday. When I go to decorate they are completely uninterested in the tree.
Fake Christmas trees are reported to have HIGH LEAD CONTENT. I don’t know about this one. Anybody?
What if I don’t have an tabletop?
probably be ok unless you eat the tree…
Not sure, but I’m pretty sure they have HIGH FAKE CONTENT.
Lead makes it even more delicious than a real tree without all that troublesome fiber.