Love it! Its got a fan to keep it cool, its made of fireproof material, and its already on fire in the picture! What more could one ask for!?
Is this good for smoking meat?
Where do the cedar chips go?
For real though.
Why is it smoking? lol
I think the people who photoshop some of these images have inside jokes the rest of the world will never understand.
Hey gang. We’ve had a lot of fun here today, but real talk: the “smoke” photo is demonstrating the muon trap function. You may remember this term from the documentary ‘Ghostbusters’. So not only can you charge your devices*, you can also trap any pesky specters that may be haunting them.
*Not rated for charging of proton packs.
Sounds legit.
The first pic shows what looks like 2 USB-C slots, with rest being USB-A. Can you please confirm if that is the case? None of the other pics show that option.
Hi there. Only USB-A. Sorry for the confusion.
I would just use some of this to give it the desired look and feel of the original retro product. It will also ensure that those around it, take the high tech particle physics that goes into such a monster, well, seriously!
Seriously, no smoke — OR — USB-C?!
Well, I’m out then. 
Is this for charging only, or is it a USB hub that you connect to a host (e.g., a computer)? If it only charges, I’m not sure that it technically is a “hub.”