Are these peanuts processed in a humane kill facility?
Yes, their skins/shells are lovingly removed by tiny little elves in the middle of the night. Workers come to work in the morning to bags and backs of shucked peanuts ready to smashed to bits.
Waaaaaiiiit, are you saying this peanut butter won’t taste like the tears of my enemies?
At least you won’t have to listen to their tiny little peanuty screams as they’re flayed alive by those same sadistic little elves, then weeping for their mothers as they are cast into the peanut ‘wood chipper’ to become the stuff children eat on bread.
Don’t forget the sea salt!
I’m hungry now.
If you ask nicely, I’ll send a new jar of my tears.
Do you need me to send allergy meds?
My windows have been closed the last couple of days, so I’m fine on the allergy getting, but thanks.
Chunky costs more than creamy on Amazon
Both the same price on Woot
Wouldn’t it take a little more effort to get all the little chunks out?