60-Piece Hot Stone Massage Kit

I know this is for real, so I won’t ask that, but if one happens to be less than completely granola crunchy and yet was interested in making their significant other owe them a completely free day to watch football and scratch itches without apology, do these come with instructions for use? Or does one simply get a box of rocks? And please…no “dumber than” comments for that last.

There are TONS of instructional videos for hot stone massages. With just a quick search I found this one, which focuses on preparation and clean up for the hot stone massage process.

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