It’s called a corn dog you heathens!
Here, I thought it was another #wootafterdark product… so disappointed.
They make a pill for that now.
Thank GOD!
I am sure the old way gave people terrible splinters… (leans closer) *whisper “on the inside”
Take a grade w hot dog. Overcook it until its stretchy. Put a really sharp splintered stick through the long end of it. Dip the hot dog and 1" of the stick in corn bread mix. Deep fry that until it looks delicious.
Dip it in mustard & enjoy.
- I don’t own a deep fryer, even though somebody kept offering to send one to me for numerous times over the course of a year.
- I don’t consume mustard.
Argh. Fine.
Fill a pan with oil. Fry the corn dog. Dip it in pickle droppings.
What kind of oil?
Olive? Vegetable? Baby? Mink? Dog? Leather? Suntan?
10w-30
I’m all out.
Maybe it’ll be in the garage sale.
when you need a gif to make coworkers feel uncomfortable, but they can’t really call HR about it…
Snake oil… Corn dogs are fair food. Fairs have Carnies. Carnies sell snake oil…
Ergo…
