1st and in the VOP already
I knew you guys really wanted to break the servers! Stress test for the shirts?
vop’d again 
Got my first crap in about 3 months, nice maybe it’ll be here for my birthday
Got the VoP. So bribing the Constable did diddly squat I see. 
Got one through the app notification!
Been a while. But of Course it’s mine now
Me too
Holy Bag of Crap; it happened! I got one! I had to use a Woot! Account rather than my Amazon account.
Got out the vop and just got my first boc!
Got to buy one!!! BUT… now it shows CANCELLED. WTH?!?
Ah man got cancelled
Why did mine get cancelled 
Not sure if it’s a good/bad thing that I’ve successfully been able to participate in “Bribing Our Constable…”
VoP, a haiku:
crappy nowadays
A small, vestibule crying
above the patience
Mine shows cancelled, also. Oh well maybe next time.
Woot Woot… got my 31st BOC ever.
Thanks Woot.
I had one, but lost it because my credit card wasn’t updated with the new expiration date.
Got out of the VoP to buy and then cancelled. Oh well.