Funny Apron for Men with 2 Large Pockets

wootbot · July 20, 2021, 4:30pm

sirzman · July 20, 2021, 5:23pm

The description says, " Funny Apron for Men with 2 Large Pockets"…I’m a man, but I don’t have 2 Large Pockets, can I still use this Apron?

davejlives · July 20, 2021, 5:26pm

NOTICE: DO NOT BUY UNLESS YOU ARE A MAN WITH 2 LARGE POCKETS

DarnWootin · July 20, 2021, 5:33pm

Sean Flanagan Thank You GIF by FoilArmsandHog

daveinwarshington · July 31, 2021, 3:36pm

“Get the whole gang giggling while they wait for family dinner”

Hmmm… I dunno if I’ve seen a whole gang giggling.

Would that be a Gaggle of Gang Gigglers?

I’m also unsure if I’d want the whole gang to kiss me.

peaceetc · July 31, 2021, 3:42pm

It would really depend on who’s in the Gaggle of Gang Gigglers gang.

pepper114 · July 31, 2021, 3:55pm

I’m a lady with two large “pockets.” Will this apron protect my pockets?

renatuslives · July 31, 2021, 4:00pm

Let’s keep this PG, please.

buy4me · July 31, 2021, 4:06pm

Says right there in the title, “for MEN”.
So sorry. Maybe there’ll be an apron for Women one day … oh, wait … yeah, never mind …

Froodyfrog · August 4, 2021, 4:19pm

So get an apron without pockets?

pepper114 · August 4, 2021, 4:23pm

But aprons are for men.

renatuslives · August 4, 2021, 5:11pm

Mrs. Claus begs to differ.

pepper114 · August 4, 2021, 5:15pm

Now you know we’re not allowed to assume gender anymore.

Edit: I was going to tell you she’s not real but I couldn’t do it.

modi123 · August 4, 2021, 7:21pm

Does my prison wallet count as one pocket or two?

pepper114 · August 4, 2021, 7:24pm

I want to Google that, but I can’t.

Wooter369146522 · August 4, 2021, 7:29pm

But she’s right there?