Dog Collar Shock Absorbing

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Dog Collar Shock Absorbing

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Will this fit a penguin?

Asking for a friend.

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With enough duct tape anything is possible and can make dreams come true

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In theory? Probably.

I’d say that it depends on the penguin subspecies though.

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I think the “subspecies” is British.

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Is it on your television set?

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How much of a shock does it absorb? Say enough to bypass the soviet defense structure like a tesla coil?

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If they’re anything like me, maybe try bribing them instead?

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Would you like some Snapple?

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Flavour?

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Pineapple

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“Pineapple of my Eye”, or “Strawberry Pineapple Lemonade”?

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Yes.

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Will this fit the neighbor kid? Asking for a friend

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The goth kid on the corner just shrugged when I asked.

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