Egyptian Luxury 1800 Count Sheet Set


Egyptian Luxury 1800 Count Sheet Set

1800 count? What are they counting?

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How can these be Egyptian cotton and be 100% microfiber?

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Egyptian Luxury, not Egyptian Cotton.

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I too was wondering then I read the description. * 100% Microfiber
I didn’t know Egypt was known for their microfiber textiles.

:slight_smile: there is no actual lie here.

I am giving this a B+ for creative writing.

1800 count Egyptian Luxury 100% microfiber for the win!

They’re probably really comfortable though and I bet they last forever and ever.

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You have to have slept like an Eeeegyptian (or with one) in order to understand their microfiber textiles

They are harvested under the light of a blood moon and woven by dark elves.
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Or the ad copy is done in a creative writing class with joyous optimism.

Here is a clever recompilation of Michael Jackson’s video edited with the Bangles as the band. Has Eddie Murphy and Imam (the late David Bowie’s model wife) and Shaq as a different kind of guard in a different kind of court.

The finest Ghiza esters, many of them, were harvested to produce these luxury sheets.