1800 count? What are they counting?
How can these be Egyptian cotton and be 100% microfiber?
Egyptian Luxury, not Egyptian Cotton.
I too was wondering then I read the description. * 100% Microfiber
I didn’t know Egypt was known for their microfiber textiles.
there is no actual lie here.
I am giving this a B+ for creative writing.
1800 count Egyptian Luxury 100% microfiber for the win!
They’re probably really comfortable though and I bet they last forever and ever.
You have to have slept like an Eeeegyptian (or with one) in order to understand their microfiber textiles
They are harvested under the light of a blood moon and woven by dark elves.
Or the ad copy is done in a creative writing class with joyous optimism.
Here is a clever recompilation of Michael Jackson’s video edited with the Bangles as the band. Has Eddie Murphy and Imam (the late David Bowie’s model wife) and Shaq as a different kind of guard in a different kind of court.
The finest Ghiza esters, many of them, were harvested to produce these luxury sheets.