A Long Time Ago in a Land Down, Down Under

I was all set to buy this until I saw that the color was “vegemite brown.” That stuff is disgusting.

It’s a trap!

If it was printed upside down I would buy one.

Travelling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

“Do you come from a land down under?”

You know, I was all proud of myself for resisting the randomness and any resolve is dissolved in a pool of yub nub-ness.

There were baby ewoks in Return of the Jedi…

Separating the nerds from the um…normal people?

This is a Wicket-cool shirt!

If you haven’t SEEN ROTJ, you’re probably less normal than the average Joe at this point, but that’s beside the ummm…point.

So I know that the Ewok baby hides from something, but I can’t remember if it’s C-3PO flying around on his throne or C-3PO telling the story.

Here’s the math for those who don’t understand:

Koala + Ewok = Ewokoala.

It’s a Star Wars thing. Or a marsupial thing. Take your pick.

How can I set up my direct deposit to shirt.woot??
Between cat shirts for me, Star Wars for my husband, cat/Star Wars shirts for both of us…ahhhhh!
I need some meme or ninja shirts soon so I can give the ol bank account a rest.

It was he noise that C-3PO makes imitating either an explosion or something similar. I watched all the SW films with my dad in a weekly marathon about a month and a half ago on Blu-Ray. And I am a giant nerd. =P

That’s the first thing that kind to my mind.

If I was ever to wear a shirt with cute animals on it… this would be it. Epic win!

“Ewokoala,” isn’t that’s Endor’s most popular flavor of pop? Comes in regular and diet.

EWOK! This would have been THE shirt for me, but I just don’t like the koala… I would rather spend $20 on a shirt with an actual Ewok.

(Note: I like koalas. I just don’t like Ewok+Koala)

This is koala-tee!

I want to stroke it.

Ewoks are creepy. You know the word ‘Ewok’ is never spoken in the movie, and yet we all know what they are. Creeeeepy.