A million bucks but you have to sleep in a hammock full of weasels forever OR $500 and you eat this whole gallon jar of pickled eggs?

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A million bucks but you have to sleep in a hammock full of weasels forever OR $500 and you eat this whole gallon jar of pickled eggs?

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Weasels? Why not ferrets or badgers? Or an angry former mother in law with a cast iron skillet in one hand and a rolling pin in the other?

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Weasels! Look how cute! :heart_eyes:

tree weasel GIF

Pickled eggs sounds like a horrible stomach ache :face_vomiting: Not worth $500… this is coming from someone who ate an oyster for $100

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How about $9.99 for a bag of disappointment?

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So no more games? Would be cool if you all would just come out and say that…

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Ummm, they did.

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Yeah. I don’t need money bad enough to play your stupid games. I thought we were all adults here.

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I need a desk weasel.

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We used to have a ferret (the weasel’s cousin). He was so adorable.

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How about a half a million to sleep eat a sleeping bag full of pickled weasels?

fred armisen pickle GIF by IFC

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Ugh!

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Did you not grow up with Winne the Pooh or the Wind in the Willows? Weasels were nightmare material in those.

episode 7 GIF

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I walk away for $3.50, to pay the fee of the Loch Ness Monster.

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As long as we are sure it’s weasels and not wistles, it’s fine, i can share a hammock with them, just give me the million bucks.
Weasels are nice, they used to be expensive house pets, did you know?

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With that kind of money, I will buy specially trained Hammock Weasels, and have at least $500 left, I can buy my own Picked eggs, thank you very much!!!

my own hotel GIF by Stickr

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Snail caviar - harvested from hermaphrodite snails one at a time. $1,900 per kilogram.

Pickled in brine to kill most of the parasites. My babies! …:snail:

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Addendum: Reportedly tastes mushroomy, “earthy and woodsy rather than fishy”.

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Never has a summer flick effected me so deeply. I think of this movie so often, no idea why… Scotty doesn’t know either. But seriously, you’d be surprised (and appalled) how often I think or legit tell people “you see this? I buy my own hotel!”

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I can kill the weasels and turn them into fur bedding right?

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Awe…I would have cuddle buddies!

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Badgers? We don’t need no badgers.

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