1/2 pants are the new shorts
Who wakes up in the morning and thinks, “I think I’m going to wear my half pants today!” Not quite shorts, not quite pants, but some illegitimate love child of the two.
When you don’t know what length to make shorts and aren’t sure how tall people are for pants… You get half pants.
It isn’t the garment you wanted but it is the garment you deserve.
Half @$$ idea, should be half the price. A friend of mine has a pair, says they’re not half bad. They make him look like half a man especially when he wears them with his half shirt. Half the time he wears them half mast so you van see half his @$$. Half a nice day.