All Kinds O' Real X Gear

I love the cheesy photoshop you guys do. This one really takes the cake.

Bought the hat and cooling towl last time around. I live in Florida and these DO NOT work in high humidity environments. Probably would be great in the desert, I just ended up wearing a hot, wet hat.

Will the RXG 4459 Cooling Straw Hat fit my giant dome? I have a big head (size 7 5/8) and have a hard time finding hats that fit. Thanks!