Oooh. I can’t wait to see which of my family members are criminals!
And I can’t wait to see if Bill Gates is a distant cousin, twice removed…
I’d love my Cousin Bill!
(An Uncle Jeff Bezos would be nice too)
Oh yes please copywright my genome
90 day warranty, if I don’t like my ancestors can I get my money back?
Uhhhh, I think Pepper’s expectation is more likely. Have you ever read the warning on these things? It basically says don’t do this test unless you’re ready to find out your uncle is really your daddy.
P. S. Happy birthday! 
I can’t wait for the next Netflix mob show on these. It ends with one of the derpy aunts using this exact kit from Woot to take down all 3 main families.
Almost exactly the same as mine… well, now, at least.
I would caution you not to go out and buy any Nigerian swag yet though. In the 2ish years since I got mine, my results have changed pretty dramatically, at times, as they refine their regional results with more completed tests.
Ah, so you’re that prince that is always asking me for my bank account info.
Andy: My fellow Americans, I have a feeling my approval rating is about to go through the roof. Turns out, I am related to Michelle Obama.
I found that I can download the Ancestry DNA results and upload them to Find DNA Matches For Free – Autosomal Transfer | FamilyTreeDNA. There you can pay $19 and get access to their database too along with some features not offered on Ancestry.