Is the USB input micro or C?
I don’t think POINTLESS is a correct or strong enough description with the original price being $99.99. Preposterous is a much better fit here.
" * Dimensions 12" x 1.5" x 12" "
Doesn’t really look it 
Yet more proof anything can be posted online. But that doesn’t mean even a single person actually paid that price. If they did, I want them on my “swamp land for sale” list.
Yeah, pretty sure that’s the box. The photos have more accurate info.
Not necessarily but your pants seem to be falling apart at the knee despite the ripstop
Wait, does that mean they’re defective?!
Not sure. Did they stop the rip from propagating? Could mean you kneel a lot when wearing them
Wait, does that mean my knees are defective?!