That’s a nice pear.
Rene Magritte would probably buy this shirt.
That’s an app … err, pear… for that?
Will this shirt make me appear slimmer?
Apples to Pears isn’t as bad as Apples and Oranges.
…and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Cute! I remember good times in the fun-house as a kid. This shirt definitely brings back good memories.
Aren’t you glad that I didn’t say Orange?
Does this shirt purposefully suggest that most apples prefer to be pears?
I’m a pear. When I look in the mirror I see a bigger pear. No apples here.
I hope you guys “no” the answer if she asks, “Does this make me look fat?”
I pear-ly know you.
This pun makes me head-desk.
Sadly, this happens to me. Some days in my favor, others, not-so-much.
Warning, sometimes objects in mirror are not as they appear.
They told me I could be anything I wanted. So I became a pear.
Cute in theory, but not wearable for us plus-size pears/apples. Neither description is exactly flattering. This just seems to invite mockery.
I get it! This is an iCarly shirt… apple products turn into pear products when they step into the creepy crazy parentless world that is iCarly… am I close?
Not a mirror for guys… It makes your stem shorter… :'\