April 2019 CRAPS! Post them HERE!!!! 💩

YOU GIVE THAT LITTLE GIRL TREATS! AND TOYS! ALL THE TOYS!

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She is the sweetest most awesome cat in the world!

I know I’m late but since I got another BOC today I felt it time to confess my past sins to make way for fresh and new ones.

BEHOLD! The Crappie Booth™

I invented the The Crappie Booth™ (TCB) to help teach my children the value of savoring a Bucket O Corncobs (BOC). Before TCB my kids would rip through my hard earned BOC like a lion to a gazelle. It wasn’t pretty. Now they respectfully wait their turn and make the experience last.

See for youself:

BEFORE TCB
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AFTER TCB

As you can see my kids are pretty easy to please. Pictured are an empty camera case, a makeup brush, a set of replacement sunglass lenses, and an old film camera.

Finally, here are the complete spoils.

  • phone case
  • phone screen protector
  • phone pop socket
  • 1 cabinet knob
  • RC toy parts
  • makeup brush
  • unknown sunglass replacement lenses
  • Bamboo toothbrushes (my son loves)
  • Sony camera bag (empty :cry:)
  • pop camera (man! film is expensive these days!!)
  • woot bag & post its
  • Razer Tiamat 7.1v2 headset

Dont forget that me and my Crappie Booth™ are available for hire for all of your birthday, retirement, or corporate events. Just $99.99/hr.

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What about for other things?

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I’m ashamed to admit that I have two BOCs, still unopened.

(I’m surprised my cats haven’t figured that out yet.)

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Hmmm… :thinking:


Might I suggest doing something with them so that you could free up room for more junk?

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Possibly but I’m extremely hesitant to ask.

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Best parent ever.

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Better than doing moose stuff…

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Got my first BoC since 2007 today - looking through this thread, I’m disappointed to see neither Roomba or Dyson anything.

The “OMG OMG OMG I can’t believe I scored a _____” factor seems way way way down from the pre-
Amazon days.

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So what you’re saying is:
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https://shirt.woot.com/offers/i-miss-the-old-woot

There were plenty of crappy boxes back in the days that were so crappy, many of us don’t care to remember what was in them.

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I don’t remember last week, why would I remember a box from a decade ago?!?

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Because we rather remember inconsequential cartoon trivia from over two decades ago instead?

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Ehhh…

I had my once every 6 months viewing recently.

Now if only I could find my Tiny Toons collection…


I think I’ll look now.

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FOUND IT!

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That sounds like the beginning of Wakko’s Gizmo:

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I don’t know if you know this, but I like Rube Goldberg machines.

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The Plucky Duck show should be rebooted.

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That’s pretty amazing. Reminds me of the Feely Meely game when I was little!

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I love this so much

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