Are you sacrificing a woodland creature for your Halloween potion this year?

Nah man. All the mama creatures bring their babies to my yard because my potion brew is better than the rest. Primo snackage.

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greater good sacrifice GIF by SYFY

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I wouldn’t burn or sacrifice a creature per say …
But a wood fire and sage and herbs. Sure.

addams family burn GIF

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YES! Gotta hunt me down a couple of Monkeys from this company called woot! I’m sure they will be up to their usual shenanigans but to lift my BOC curse those monkeys gotta get sacrificed!

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You cant have a decent potion without a little sacrifice. Debating whether it should be the raccoon or the groundhog. Both pests

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Venison season opens November 15…
Coon pie is not my thing.

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Probably it’s all the herbicides and insecticides people are dumping on their lawns, but newts are hard to find this year. Anyone have good substitutions for “eye of newt”?

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Found outside in my yard…too cute to put in the potion, stink-eye not withstanding…

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I bet that would work! Thank you. I didn’t know that kind of product was available.

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I am sure the smell was awful!! Good call in selling the house!! :grin:

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The bots will sacrifice the humans for sure. Leave the innocent woodland critters alone :sob:

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I wouldn’t know. We managed to sell the house prior to the hot summer months.

We found out later that the new owners had serious rodent issues after about six months because they didn’t have any indoor cats and had stopped feeding the outdoor ferals we’d TNR’d. We tried to warn them.

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Happy Woot!aversary

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Oh a blood sacrifice will be made, but not that of a woodland creature…

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