Ask Anything, I'm 42!

Just turned 42…
I can now answer anything… but only for one year.
Go ahead, ask anything, I have an answer.

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When will coronavirus go away so we can all stop arguing about masks and argue about something else?

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Wednesday November 4th, 2020…

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Great. I’m just gonna go take a long nap until then. By the way, happy birthday. :cake:

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Happy birthday!

Does this forum make my butt look big?

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THANKS!

Yes, yes it does… But the internet makes EVERYONE’S butt look big>>>

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Do those tights both lift AND separate?

AKA Platex Pants

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“It’s the fit that makes the fashion…”

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Happy Birthday, BLB (may i call you BLB for short?)

How much sweet tea can a naked squirrel drink?

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If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all?

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YUP! BLB is fine!
He will only drink until he loses his nuts!
Usually about 42 acorn cups worth…

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What are three things you can buy in the grocery store that would make the cashier give you weird looks?

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Honey Badger… for obvious reasons…
Most scavenger animals have dirty mouths, too.

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If you were suddenly arrested for no reason and your face was flashed all over the news, what would your family and friends assume that you did?

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Duct tape, large bag of candy and chloroform (or wine coolers)…

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Hmm… that I ran through the houses of representatives naked, covered in honey and singing I’m a little tea pot!

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Goodness, the things people do for TikTok views these days.

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Can you send me 300 pounds of candy?

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Will I find a Woot! to love that isn’t already sold-out? :grin:

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