Ask Me (Almost) Anything, a Woot AMA Story! - manlapig

SINCE YOU’RE A FAN YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR GIFT EXCHANGE. DETAILS IN THE GROTTO.

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Check out what we have available! - Careers at Woot - Woot

sigh No openings for office nurse. Is that a thing? Do you have on site medical staff? I feel like that should be something you guys would need based on videos and twitch streams I have seen…

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Office nurse is a thing. Very important for where we work… that is generally run by our homies at Amazon. So here’s another link! - Amazon.jobs: Help us build Earth’s most customer-centric company.

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I hit my four years this past October. They probably should get rid of me soon.

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Anyone hiring a Chief Technology Officer?

No one took me up on that.

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You’re stuck with us. Sorry bout it…

The scratch and dent condition was even vaguer than Woot listings.

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@manlapig
How many times a day do you consult a magic 8 ball when making work decisions?

That’s a horrible thing to call @riknik

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Don’t worry.

@pepper114 cant even get my new title correct.

How about Senior Manager in training to Doofus

Hope you like salt and lysol.

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I just consulted one right now and they said, “Ask again later” so yeah.

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Mine is broke too.

Maybe we’ll get promotions for Christmas. They come with magic 9 balls.

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Don’t need to consult, answer’s always… Outlook not so good.

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I go to Dr. M. Jek Aitbal, too.

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So last night, was the playoffs for my dodgeball league. The team I’m on that I captained and drafted, called “The Alphas,” ended up winning the gold medal! Each match was either Best of 5 or Best of 3 and every single match, our team went down either 0-2 or 0-1 and we ended up winning. I also play in a competitive cross-country league and have played in every part of the country. I know nobody asked but dodgeball is a big part of my life for the last eight years!

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Best Move:

  • Dodge
  • Duck
  • Dip
  • Dive
  • Dodge*

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