Ask Me (Almost) Anything, a Woot AMA Story! - manlapig

The scratch and dent condition was even vaguer than Woot listings.

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How many times a day do you consult a magic 8 ball when making work decisions?

That’s a horrible thing to call @riknik

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Don’t worry.

@pepper114 cant even get my new title correct.

How about Senior Manager in training to Doofus

Hope you like salt and lysol.

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I just consulted one right now and they said, “Ask again later” so yeah.

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Mine is broke too.

Maybe we’ll get promotions for Christmas. They come with magic 9 balls.

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Don’t need to consult, answer’s always… Outlook not so good.

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I go to Dr. M. Jek Aitbal, too.

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So last night, was the playoffs for my dodgeball league. The team I’m on that I captained and drafted, called “The Alphas,” ended up winning the gold medal! Each match was either Best of 5 or Best of 3 and every single match, our team went down either 0-2 or 0-1 and we ended up winning. I also play in a competitive cross-country league and have played in every part of the country. I know nobody asked but dodgeball is a big part of my life for the last eight years!

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Best Move:

  • Dodge
  • Duck
  • Dip
  • Dive
  • Dodge*

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Hahaha, I don’t get bothered by the meme, but there are a lot of people in the community who do. It’s only a joke until you step on the court opposite of someone who can throw 70 mph with a rubber ball and you’re only 20 ft away from them. My best skill is throwing.

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I’m having unhappy flashbacks to middle school and feel uncomfortable. Can I have a BOC for the emotional distress?

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hahaha… No. A lot of people have mutual respect for dodgeball players or people who try and come back. It’s not easy to step in front of multiple people who have a ball and are throwing it at you. Some balls hurt (8.5" rubber balls), some do not (foam) and then there’s a ball called No Sting, which is like a flimsy 7" rubber ball that hurts so bad if hit in the wrong spot. I have no clue why it’s called No Sting hahaha

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I found a picture of your team playing last night!

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We’re a good looking bunch!

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That would just make things worse.

Plus, you’d also have to dispose of the junk.

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What did you have for lunch today?

Heading to lunch now to play with my puppy. Probably having a cliff bar and some fruit snacks.

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