Original pointing device.
My name is Wootimus Wooty Merwootius, commander of the Category of Computers, Member of the Forums Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Mortimus Monteius.
The mouse is mightier than the sword. Wait, it’s the mouse is more powerful than words. Oh well you get it, it’s all just water under the fridge.
@davejlives are you going to allow that? He might summon WootBall.
Shh… don’t tell Scooter that. It’s where he thinks he’s storing his ice cubes.
Wait, that isn’t where the ice cubes are being stored? I’ve also been being lied to then