Atypical Nuts Dry Roasted Hazelnuts


Atypical Nuts Dry Roasted Hazelnuts

Uh…I’m sorry…are these Wagyu hazelnuts or something? That’s $30 a pound…for hazelnuts…that you can get for $1 a pound!!! “Slow and low temp dry roasting”…over the bodies of vestal virgins or something? What am I missing?!?

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Did you mean these?

Wagyu Strip Steaks w/ Hazelnut Green Romesco - Marx Foods

(Wagyu Strip Steaks w/ Hazelnut Green Romesco | Marx Foods Blog)

Maybe so :thinking:. But there are no steak strips included in the list of the ingredients in these nuts.

:roll_eyes: Something looks very nutty about this offering.
:woman_facepalming: I know!
It’s this: :money_mouth_face: :money_with_wings:
A lot of this :moneybag: for very little of this :chestnut:

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Are you a time traveler? I can’t even get peanuts for $1 a pound, let alone hazelnuts.

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LOL, somewhere Del Griffith is smiling. Woot should rename the gourmet section to “There’s one born every minute”.

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The best deals are in the forum! Thanks

Are these made in a nut-free environment, Need to break some nuts :chestnut: :grin:

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so, $27 for less than a lb of nuts.

Go home Woot, you’re drunk.

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Woot ain’t worth a Hoot since Amazon took over. I hardly buy anything anymore. I mean, no more wine(sigh) or really anything that’s a good buy.