Back to School Portable Protein

Deal Chatter Gourmet
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Back to School Portable Protein
$44.99 (Normally $69.00) 35% off List Price
Pork Smoky Grilled Teriyaki 3.25oz
Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky 3.25oz
Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky 3.25oz
Pineapple Orange Gourmet Beef Jerky 3.25oz
Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky 3.25oz
California Wonderful Pistachio 2-Pack 32oz each

Krave Jerky
Wonderful Pistachios

Previous offers:

Jerky:
2/9/12
1/15/10

Pistachios:
4/24/12 (Woot-off)
And other previous woot-offs.

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It’s Monday, this isn’t supposed to happen…

Wait, it’s the Perseids, or a rift in the continuum. Perhaps an upcoming Woot-Off?

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August Fools?

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That is in the Top One least appetizing product photos I’ve ever seen.

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I was about to say that, but I was trying to figure out a nice way to put it.

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Got some of this last time it was on sale. Worst jerky I’ve ever had…

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What, no back to school alcohol?

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I’m surprised, because besides that crap-o-licious looking first image they don’t look too horrible.

(seriously though that first pic looks disgusting woot, nice one.)

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Sadly, no. Now that there are corporate lawyers and crap we can’t do fun stuff. But hey, jerky!

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Tell me I am missing something. I bought the Groupon for Krave Premium Gourmet Jerky for $24.99 + $5 shipping and that was for 7 packages of 3.25oz of jerky.

Here were the Groupn flavors:
Basil Citrus gourmet turkey jerky
Chili Lime gourmet beef jerky
Garlic Chili Pepper gourmet beef jerky
Lemon Garlic gourmet turkey jerky
Pineapple Orange gourmet beef jerky
Smoky Grilled Teriyaki gourmet pork jerky
Sweet Honey Chipotle gourmet beef jerky

This is for the same amount, $45 + $5 shipping.

Am I missing something?

EDIT: I was informed I am going NUTS. I missed the NUTS

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Yep, the nuts?

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thanks

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Their website sells them for $7 each pack, buy 5 and get free shipping. The pistachios is what cranks the list price up on these.

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I purchased this that last time it was on here, but for much, much less.

Order Subtotal
$17.99
Shipping
$5
Total
$22.99

What I received:
Smoky Grilled Teriyaki, 3.25oz
Chili Lime, 3.25oz
Sweet Chipotle, 3.25oz
Lemon Garlic, 3.25oz
Basil Citrus, 3.25oz

Now it’s:
In the box:

(1) Pork Smoky Grilled Teriyaki, 3.25 oz.
(1) Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky, 3.25 oz.
(1) Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky, 3.25 oz.
(1) Pineapple Orange Gourmet Beef Jerky, 3.25 oz.
(1) Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky, 3.25 oz.
(2) Wonderful Pistachio, 32 oz.

Are the pistachios really worth that much?

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From what I remember from past woots (even though I never had any myself), people said the Krave Jerky over did it on the sugar, making the jerky sickly sweet, the beef moist and sticky, and the flavors overpowering the beef itself.

For 50$, you’re better off just buying you’re desired sized pack of pistachios and some different jerky.

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I’ve tried this before, and it would best be described as “jerky-like food product”. It is very wet and sticky, seems to almost have a glaze to it.

Not only is this stuff vile, but also contains things that have no business being in beef/pork/whatever jerky.

High fructose corn syrup? Food coloring?!

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Back to School … uhm, jerky anyone? cough

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OK, I admit it. I actually tried the jerky.woot.com to see if it would work. (And it did.)

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You had me at jerky, lost me at small package sizes for a US Grant, and raised ire that craftily not-well-advertised nuts are to make up the difference - caveat emptor.