Back to School: Woot libs, anyone?

(Looking for the big reveal? Go here!)

Anyone feel like playing another (adjective) word (noun)?

Answer: (excited affirmative)!

Then good news!

Here’s the drill, I’ll give you a list of words that need filled in, we’ll wait awhile – maybe as long as Monday – and then reveal the story.*

Here we go!

  1. Noun
  2. Adjective
  3. Plural noun
  4. City
  5. Adjective
  6. Plural noun
  7. Sporting position (e.g. quarterback)
  8. Noun
  9. Adjective
  10. Noun
  11. Plural noun

(*In the tradition of Mad Libs, it will be terrible and you will just have to deal with that.)

  1. Noun - cat
  2. Adjective - thumpy
  3. Plural noun - clocks
  4. City - Buttsville
  5. Adjective - Obstinate
  6. Plural noun - pine cones
  7. Sporting position (e.g. quarterback) - Silly Point
  8. Noun - pencil
  9. Adjective - fumbling
  10. Noun - pillow
  11. Plural noun - sharpeners.

tree
small
cars
Seattle
dark
chimneys
center
big
foot
fingernails

Edit: see, fun!

  1. dog
  2. grungy
  3. flowers
  4. New Orleans
  5. beautiful
  6. houses
  7. Catcher
  8. lamp
  9. anxious
  10. crate
  11. toilets
  1. gatzby
  2. wrinkly
  3. codeslaves
  4. walla walla washington
  5. wet
  6. schoolchildren
  7. outside hitter
  8. catheter
  9. kentucky fried
  10. zebra
  11. toilets

Do you think he has the story written, or he is going to write one around the words?

See Gatzby, we still love you!

  1. dirt
  2. wet
  3. submarines
  4. San Francisco
  5. blue
  6. nuclear warheads
  7. setter
  8. beach
  9. sunny
  10. hanger
  11. LEGO blocks

godzilla
embarrassed
brains
newport
skinny
tricycles
kicker
pen
obnoxious
sock monkey
lasers

avalanche
glorious
baby wipes
Taipei
odious
flying monkeys
catcher
albatross
absurd
graffiti
oompa loompas

It is monday.

Where is gatzby?

this could be the start of a new “creative” contest.

i think he is off getting woot tribal markings tattooed to his face.

  1. Pig
  2. Gooey
  3. books
  4. Parachute
  5. blue
  6. Calendars
  7. Seeker
  8. Cheese danish
  9. grotesque
  10. earring
  11. legs
  1. Noun - river
  2. Adjective - beautiful
  3. Plural noun - homes
  4. City - Dallas
  5. Adjective - ugly
  6. Plural noun - clouds
  7. Sporting position (e.g. quarterback) - pitcher
  8. Noun - dirt
  9. Adjective - fat
  10. Noun - train
  11. Plural noun - mountains

Sorry! I got trapped in the woods and the internet, she was not there. Have a story!

Hey, are you guys going to the big (1. Noun) game today? I can’t wait to see the (2. adjective) (3. plural noun) in action! They are sure going to trounce the (4. city) (5. adjective) (6. plural noun). I remember when Jake, the star (7. sports position) threw the (8. noun) at Bob for all the points! Sportsball is so (9. adjective)!

Does everyone know the cheer? “Ra, ra, si boom bah, punch those bad guys in the
(10. noun). Pick ‘em up, put him down, make them look like stupid (11. plural noun)!

Goooooooo (name of the first team) Woooooo!”

Hey, are you guys going to the big gatzby game today? I can’t wait to see the wrinkly codeslaves in action! They are sure going to trounce the walla walla washington wet schoolchildren. I remember when Jake, the star outside hitter threw the catheter at Bob for all the points! Sportsball is so kentucky fried!

Does everyone know the cheer? “Ra, ra, si boom bah, punch those bad guys in the
zebra. Pick ‘em up, put him down, make them look like stupid toilets!

Goooooooo wrinkly codeslaves Woooooo!”

edit: dang, don’t mess with wrinkly codeslaves with catheters.

Hey, are you guys going to the big cat game today? I can’t wait to see the Thumpy Clocks in action! They are sure going to trounce the Buttsville Obstinate Pine Cones. I remember when Jake, the star Silly Point threw the pencil at Bob for all the points! Sportsball is so fumbling!

Does everyone know the cheer? “Ra, ra, si boom bah, punch those bad guys in the
pillow. Pick ‘em up, put him down, make them look like stupid sharpeners!

Goooooooo Thumpy Clocks! Woooooo!

Seems like more trouble than it was worth.