BACtrack Select S50 Breathalyzer

The woot bar is going backwards, Somehow they are getting more of these…

No its not. I can save your life. When you are drunk, just blow into it. If it says your wasted, then don’t drive. If it says you are good, grab a beer for the road!

WOOffffT! [burb] I mean… wtf gimme another drink!!!

when did the woot off begin? What did i miss?


Click on COMMUNITY (above) to see what you missed…

Beard of Zeus…

Does it call a cab for you when you fail the test?

I’ve got the woot off lights… they sound like a windmill.

This will go great with my woot wine purchase!

oh, and does it work with my Mac?

Yes, along with court dates…

Retails at $69.99

For use with wine.woot

Ha! has anyone read I hope they serve beer in hell? Priceless.

I’m definitely going to need this after playing the Woot drinking game all day…

For use with wine.woot

having your own breathalyzer…a clear sign that you have a drinking problem.

Does this include a free membership to Alcoholics Anonymous?

Choking on OJ-thanks for that

Has anyone asked yet . . .

Does it work with a MAC ?

No, but it does have a strap in case you’re too drunk to hang on to it

First wootoff with the new look. Things are goin’ kinda wonky… Things gonna warp back to 2004 when the BOC hits.