OMG BOC for me!!!
Huzzah! Another sack of disappointment and regret is inbound!
In like Flynn!
I thought I was in, but at checkout it cancelled my BOC. 
Oh no! Got it.
First Bag o’ Crap since 2007!
You had a good streak. I’m sorry to hear your luck has run out.
darnit.
Finally!
I anxiously await my very first bag o’…
Score!
Can’t wait to see what’s in my first bag of crap. Been trying for quite a long time.