Basket of Crabs


Basket of Crabs



THINGS TO KNOW

Desktop loads slower than the App. Some day we’ll fix that.

VOP is by design. A small percentage of orders go straight through with the remainder going to the VOP to queue up for the next availability in our order processing. This keeps our servers from blowing up.

You can exit the VOP after 4-5 minutes. Desktop should kick you. App is a jerk and doesn’t kick you out.

Canceled means we ran out after we processed your payment. We have to cancel to refund the order.

Denied means that we ran out before we could process your order. We deny the order to reverse the process.

Remember to post your Bandolier of Carrots here!

Enjoy the disappointment.

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It’s time for everybody’s favourite gif:

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This makes me hungry

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Finally I got it it’s been since November of 2021 but I got it now

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Could have had it but for the 31 day break

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funny s crab GIF

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Thanks woot, now I want seafood for dinner.

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Got it!
Happy Daniel Bryan GIF by WWE

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I’m out :frowning: you can all have my place in the next VOP lol

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Darn, 0 for 5 today :cactus: :desert:

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Ugh. Got it right away, but I had to log in again for some reason, and it sold out while I was paying.

So. I’ll be $10 richer bit crap-poor.

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consoling2

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Woot lets me buy everything else, but when it comes to a bag of crap then for some reason there’s an error at check out.

I call Shenanigans

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Yeah, but I still have my $10, and it’s all about the Hamiltons, baby!

saturday night live nod GIF by HULU

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Because our other items don’t have the mad rush to buy all at the same time.

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That may be, but you get through the whole check out process and at the end of it it says there’s an “unknown error” and the only thing you can do is go back and that puts you in the waiting room.

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You know our systems and servers suck, right?

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I was told personally, by Mr. Bezos, that he gave you 14.2 billion dollars for server upgrades…

What exactly happened to that money then?

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Unrelated:

Did you see @ThunderThighs’s new helicopter?

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Woohoo!!! WootyWoot!! My playing around in the app FINALLY paid off!! Yay yay yay
(& also may (gonna)be in bigggg trubbllss - purchased a FEW “other” items along the way!!
Let the disappointment begin?? :joy: :joy: :joy::heart_eyes_cat::heart_eyes_cat::heart_eyes_cat:

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