Bazooka

What are the chances his name is Joe?

Sure to gum up any tank!

Bubbalicious!

Wow! This is a great shirt. Good job shirt.woot

Hey Joe, how about a piece of gum?

wait… Just how big is that bubble?

Hehe…this shirt should be 5 cents in keeping with the spirit of the reference.

Oh, and for those who don’t get the reference:

We would’ve caught bin Laden a lot quicker for sure if we had had these things. Dang.

Nice…a woot pun shirt where you don’t have to know the title of the shirt to get the joke!

GAHHHHH!

I was saving so much money with all the shirts lately, then this had to come up!

//smashes face into wall repeatedly

{wimper}

(in for one)

This is printed on a turtleneck, right?

Hate to burst your bubble but that shot’s a little sticky…

Did you know Bazooka Joe is the next Mickey Mouse? This guy seems pretty convinced.

“We call this color: Olive Camouflage”

Actually, the uniform color is called olive-drab (when we’re not fighting a desert war).

Whoa. This goes deeper than I thought.

From G.I. Joe

to Bazooka Joe

to Bazooka Bubble Gum

to Bazooka (weapon)

and back to Bazooka from G.I. Joe.

It’s an infinite loop!

The soldier might make a bigger bubble standing up. That bubble’s dangerously close to those spiky-looking plants.

Its possible this man is insane!

Wow, this made me squeal like a little girl, which probably disqualifies me from getting this shirt. Dang.

As a bonus, the giant bubble doubles as a sort-of parachute when you fall over a cliff or out of a plane.

Exactly!