We’re here with a fantastic offer! You can be a Woot! writer for a day! We know that some of you are pretty darn funny and we’re here to let you show off. What do you get? Nothing, just like our actual Woot! Writers!!!
We’re looking for your submissions for monkey chats or the polls! Have an idea? Post away!
A few rules of thumb:
Mort and Monte are roommates who work @ Woot! together.
Keep 'em short. Nobody has time to read a novelette.
Chat: 3-5 discussion boxes
Poll: 3-4 answers
Keep 'em clean. No adult matter, politics, religion, race, etc.
Mort: I just bought some magic beans on Woot!
Monte: Um, yeah… Those aren’t magical.
Mort: WHAT? I already planted them… I am going to demand my money back.
Monte: Now, that would be a trick!
Monte: Ew! Why is my shoe full of beans?
Mort: Oh yeah. I dumped a whole heap o’ beans in it.
Monte: …
Mort: Hey, if you can’t handle the answer, don’t ask the question.