ALL YEAR I’VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH CAROL ALL YEAR WOOT CAN I PLEASE GET ONE ALREADY I’VE LITERALLY BOUGHT 1,000’S OF $$$ 'S WORTH OF LITERAL CRAP FROM YOU GUYS THIS YEAR. FUK I JUST WANT A BOC TO PUT UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE THIS YEAR FOR MY 5 YEAR OLD.
Edit… Please and thank you, forgot to add that
I’ve been trying for years and never even made it to that page. I refresh all day. So annoying.
Been trying since 2008 my friend and only 1x have I be able to snag one. It’s like being Susan Lucci and her never winning that damn Emmy!
But here’a what you get for stopping by anyway: 
Dammmit!
MAMA’s FAMILY! Missed It Again!
That puts my count at 27 bags of crap lifetime. I’m sure the leader in the clubhouse is much much higher than that…
The warehouse lost my order, and they don’t have any more boxes of crap in stock, so my order was refunded. 
The proverbial lump of coal for Christmas. I came here to see what everybody else got in theirs.
Ugh.
They shouldn’t have done that.
I’ll pass this on to staff.
i mean they really just send you crap, that’s what you get, crap
OH YEAH? WELL WE SENT OUT ANOTHER ONE SO HAPPY NEW YEAR AND STUF AND WE ARE SORRY AND STUFF
Geez, Matt, not only did they end the year in disappointment, they’re going to start the year that way, too, because BOCs are filled with despair and regret. Way to go, dude.
And underwear.
Sometimes there’s underwear.
HEY! thx
Is it Used?
Asking for a friend. LOL
