Best 80's one-liner?
“Ya wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?”
On Golden Pond (1981)
“I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?”
Working Girl (1988)
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
“I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
When Harry Met Sally (1989)
I believe it was Johnny #5 that said: “With friends like these, who needs an enema?”
I wasn’t sure if by one-liners they meant pick up lines or just regular zingers, so I covered both bases with mine.
The poll is a little bit malformed.
“Hail to the King, baby.”
Of course, Army of Darkness was 1992.
“Chill out (dickwad)”
Terminator 2, 1991
The other two were in the 1980s though.
This episode of Um, Actually brought to you by Ovaltine.
“I’ll have what she is having”
“I want my two dollars.”
Johnny the paperboy in Better Off Dead.
“It’s Showtime!”
Beetlejuice
(since my icon has Beetlejuice pants)
“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Monty Python and the Holy Grail .
70s yet Timeless…
I’ll be back
You’re killing me Smalls!
From the Best Christmas Movie Ever!!!
Yippee Ki-Yay (I won’t say the rest as my momma taught me better but it rhymes with mothertrucker)
Die Hard (1988)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
The Princess Bride
Hey you guys!
I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!
Whatchu Talkin’ 'Bout, Willis?
Where’s the beef?