Best Lyric Ever

Entire song in this case:

One more minute
“Weird Al” Yankovic

Aahh…

Well I heard that you’re leavin’ (leavin’)
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I’m not your kind (aahh…)

So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh…)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

That’s right (that’s right) you ain’t gonna see me cryin’
I’m glad (I’m glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I’d rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain’t (you ain’t) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I’d rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I’d rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I’d rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can’t you see what I’m tryin’ to say, Darlin…

I’d rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I’d rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I’d rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I’d rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you

“Doin’ things is what I like to do;”
“YES!”
“Doin’ things is what I like to do.”
“YES!”
“I’m slightly more efficient now than previous because;”
“I’m slightly more productive now than I previously was…”

“some dance to remember
some dance to forget”

*Just where is our future, the things we’ve done and said!
Let’s just push the button, we’d be better off dead!
'Cause I hate you!
And I berate you!
And I can’t wait to get to you!

The sins of all our fathers, being dumped on us — the sons.
The only choice we’re given is how many megatons?
And I eschew you!
And I say, screw you!
And I hope you’re blue, too.

We’re all bloody worthless, just greedy human scum.
The numbers all add up to a negative sum.

And I hate you!
And I hate you!
And I hate you…too! *

These are lyrics you like?

Watching the history channel???

Working for Dunkin now?

By the 5th time I saw that I was ready to shoot the TV.
I really enjoyed it the first time.

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR.
I can actually hear some of the songs, but can’t figure out the rest of it!

Yep. Interesting premise.

“Baby, you can drive my car”

Hunh?

Song seemed to fit their programing.
I thought I was negetive.
Almost every day a show on how we will destroy the planet. Well, yesterday there was one on how the astroid would.
And not the planet…just us.

nihilistic show n right now dealing with how the world will revert back to a natural state after we all snuff it.

An asteroid? Please. We would know about that long ahead of time.

Right…Hoover dam will last for 10k years…I don’t think so.

Doesn’t matter. We are all going to die on 12/21, 2012. Said so in the show on at 8pm.

So I guess I don’t need to by Christmas gifts that year.
Guess I’ll never be a grandparent :frowning:
So I might as well get a dog.

(why? Because if kids plans for right now go as planned, both will still be in school…nobody is looking to get married)

Yeah, didn’t they say in the beginning that the river behind it was backing up? Wouldn’t it flow over the top in a year or so? That would erode it fast.

Oh no! I hijacked the thread!

And his hair was perfect

Heh, if only it was that easy to kill us.

Have you been watching the crazy religious programing?