Are you telling me that you’re going to sit there in your ivory tower and say that Chewbacca is a pet?! No sir. No no no. If anyone is the pet, it’s Han. Check yourself, sir. Tsk tsk tsk.
Remember that ceremony after they destroyed the Death Star? They gave a medal to everyone but Chewbacca! That’s because he’s a pet.
But don’t Wookiees live like 800 years? Han would be like his third pet or something. And Chewbacca also has pets, doesn’t he? Porgs? And something from that super-awful Wookiee Christmas special from the 80s. Probably.
Medals? Chewie doesn’t need no stinking… medals. And he told Leia as much before the ceremony - off camera.
Man’s best friend.
Man is best friend to Wookiee.
Han is man. Man is best friend to Wookiee.
Han is pet. Wookiee is master.
I can’t make it any clearer
I’m ignoring this entire conversation until you guys spell Wookiee right.
I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.
I’m going to fix that right now.