Bio Bidet Special Edition, Elongated

Bidets are so cool! I finally got one.
When the economy collapses and toilet paper is scarce and expensive, you’ll be happy to have your Survival prepper bidet. You can use your stash of toilet paper for bartering for food and booze.

Seriously, I do love ours! Ever eat too many Jalapenos by accident? Sitting on this is like sitting on a cool water fountain! Great for when your all sweaty and overheated from gardening.
If you get one that has heated water you can revive your friend if they were found in a snow drift!