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Clearly, this bird is attempting to provide help in an obvious statement for society while making a hidden social commentary that we are all weak willed and need protection.
I think light pollution is a greater threat to birds because it causes them to fly into high rise windows. So this bird should be sporting a pair of rad sunglasses instead.