You read that right. Somewhere on our retail site (not the forums), we’re gonna put up a Bag o’ Crap for sale. Just a regular ol’ BOC so don’t go dreaming of cars, TVs, and ponies.
Why? Because it’s our birthday and Mom decided that the 12th should be all about her. Prime Days, Slime Days.
Anyway, as usual, the quantity is limited so it’ll probably sell out before you even get to see it. Life is cruel like that and so are our servers. Did you know that if you say “Bag o’ Crap” three times really fast, nothing happens? It’s true! Try it. Let us know.
When: Today between 2:17 - 2:22pm CT
Where: Wouldn’t you like to know?
Why: Also because we like to see our developers panic
Note: 31-day rule still applies