Your a wizard bsmith
This sold out in 4 minutes?
My nephew has a new girlfriend who works in the woot warehouse
Well we had a good run.
Pays to know people in high places.
Worst woot-off ever.
Was it something I said? Where is the woot-off?
Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.
I hate it when my crap gets stuck too
Is it over…
That was fastest woot-off ever…
Someone give wootbot some ex-lax
That’s what she said
I’m all like, “Wire you cancelling the woot-off?”