//blinks

And even more importantly than that, did you venture out into the meat making business? Or any other kind of business for that matter?

I never get in trouble!

http://www.smilies-online.de/img/sm/Engel/sm1_051.gif

She cowered out after buying an expensive bike and being afraid to ride - I am blissfully single.

As for frying a turkey - this year there will be two turkey fryers running.

The plan is for two fried turkeys, two smoked turkeys, and one old fashion baked turkey this year.

Needless to say there will be leftovers for the family to take home.

//twitches

//blinks

I missed what?

It’s still an option - I’m waiting on that land in Arizona to sell.

Choke.

You should get that twitch looked at if you are riding the bike.

Well if the lady friend didn’t work out, you should have some time for us…at least once in awhile.

Yes, we do need film of the turkeys!

Oh and I am still in the pimping business…we have some lovely eligible bachelorettes. Can I interest you in Lynnie, Tall, Brownie or Ace? I know I must be forgetting someone…

You’ll have to give me a quadruple raise for my pimping services, of course…

Oh, the dwaft hamsters were replaced by a hooded rat named Splinter.
He is the size of a young squirrel . Male, sorry.
Might be useful in your future quests.
Only one, son did not do his research before he got him.

Double choke.

He doesn’t know Brownie.

Well, only if:

  1. They don’t mind riding two wheels
  2. They Love Big Dawgs
  3. Non-smoking
  4. [Censored]
  5. [Censored]
  6. [FCC violation]
  7. [Illegal in all but three states]
  8. Likes Having a man cook for them

Heyyyyyyy!

Lynnie?!? Where is Lynnie when you need her? I think she drives a Jeep, too, right?

Driving the same type of car helps, right?

//blinks

//twitches

//drools

I wouldn’t mind playing an intermediary…:wink:

I bet Brownie isn’t afraid of bikes
She has her own big dog
don’t know about the rest

you do all the cooking?
How do you feel about older married women?

And we know she likes big dogs since she has two of them.

Tall has a big dog, too, though…

I see a few potential candidates here…