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tsk tsk tsk
Welp, Iâm ready to be disappointed like I disappoint my family. Only thing is Iâm still in VOP ![]()
OMG! I was stalking for an hour and hit it and still didnât get it! Then I keep refreshing, they pretend I get it and when I hit place order IT WAS GONE!!! Bad monkeys bad! Just kidding. I love you. Please let me get the next one???
Missed another one. Poor Peyton is having withdrawals. He needs his crap!
I know, I know. Time for some Orbit
Guess itâs time for a new ISP. 100 meg isnât doing it anymore.
Hi TT. How many do you think are left? Less than a handful?
Iâm connnnnnstiiiipateddd!! I neeed CRAP!
donât get your hopes up, we upgraded to 400 last week⌠hasnât helped at all today. ![]()
If I pull down on my iPhone to refresh when Iâm in the Vestibule of Patience is it putting me at the back of the line or am I in the same place? Wondering if Iâve been hurting myself or if it canât hurt.
A craploadâŚ
Was refreshing in the forums as fast as it loaded, clicked the picture, clicked add to cart, and VOPâd. Literally couldnât go any faster, and I have good internet.
Is there a faster way to get to âadd to cartâ?

I think the fastest way is to buy an internet cafe outside Woot Headquarters and tap into the same T1 connection. I think youâd get a lot of business from Wooters on Woot-Off days. âBlow off Black Friday - come to BT Meyers for Cyber Monday Woot Styleâ all while playing âWoot there it is!â
Me at every VOP today

T1âs are only about 1.5Mbps
May I be the first to welcome you to this century?
Yes you may. Can you tell me about how I can get Blue teeth?
toilet duck
