Bogus Ordeal Chequered 8780346

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tsk tsk tsk

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Welp, I’m ready to be disappointed like I disappoint my family. Only thing is I’m still in VOP :roll_eyes:

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OMG! I was stalking for an hour and hit it and still didn’t get it! Then I keep refreshing, they pretend I get it and when I hit place order IT WAS GONE!!! Bad monkeys bad! Just kidding. I love you. Please let me get the next one???

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Missed another one. Poor Peyton is having withdrawals. He needs his crap!

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I know, I know. Time for some Orbit

Guess it’s time for a new ISP. 100 meg isn’t doing it anymore.

Hi TT. How many do you think are left? Less than a handful?

I’m connnnnnstiiiipateddd!! I neeed CRAP!

don’t get your hopes up, we upgraded to 400 last week… hasn’t helped at all today. :frowning:

If I pull down on my iPhone to refresh when I’m in the Vestibule of Patience is it putting me at the back of the line or am I in the same place? Wondering if I’ve been hurting myself or if it can’t hurt.

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A crapload…

Was refreshing in the forums as fast as it loaded, clicked the picture, clicked add to cart, and VOP’d. Literally couldn’t go any faster, and I have good internet.

Is there a faster way to get to “add to cart”?

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I think the fastest way is to buy an internet cafe outside Woot Headquarters and tap into the same T1 connection. I think you’d get a lot of business from Wooters on Woot-Off days. “Blow off Black Friday - come to BT Meyers for Cyber Monday Woot Style” all while playing “Woot there it is!”

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Me at every VOP today

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T1’s are only about 1.5Mbps

May I be the first to welcome you to this century?

Yes you may. Can you tell me about how I can get Blue teeth?

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toilet duck

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