Are these tactical napkins?
If I say yes, will you buy them?
If you raise the price to $9.99, and call them “Bounty Of Cleaning”, then perhaps. 
IMHO these are the best 1 ply
Proof that America is getting stupider than we used to be…
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To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this bag away from babies and children. Any paper product can burn if used improperly in microwave or conventional ovens. Not recommended for use in hot conventional ovens. Do not leave crumpled paper towels in the oven - they can ignite. Do not dry herbs or flowers on paper towels in microwave or conventional ovens. In case of fire, turn microwave OFF and leave door closed. On occasion, ink from wet paper towels may transfer to some surfaces, For best results, us e the unprinted side.​