That’s why you should only trust the rectal thermometers.
They are more accurate, agreed! But they break and I don’t want to share that with others under the roof!
With enough determination and a good lube any thermometer can be a rectal thermometer.
Did you try the usual?
Turn it off and turn it on again
Change the batteries
Blow on it
Shake it
Drop it “accidentally”
Just don’t mix that up with your pen.
My doctor was struggling to write my prescription when I said “Doctor, that’s a rectal thermometer in your hand!”
He replied: “Dammit! Some ■■■■■■■’s got my pen!”
Lemme guess. You and the kids are on chapter 3 of “how to make cocktails?”
Appreciate the suggestions! Ok, so just tried again to make sure since it’s been a few hours.We are safe from hypothermia now according to this,
but it’s not consistent. It’s varying on repeated attempts.