Brondell SimpleSpa Hand Held Bidet Shattaf Sprayer

This Bidet Shatt-off is not a sh*tty deal at all.

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[]This is not a bunch of accessories to add to a bidet; it is a hand-held sprayer which serves as an alternative to a bidet – like if you dragged a garden hose into the bathroom with a sprayer attachment. (Fun!)
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[*]Unless one is talking about yesterday’s meal remnants ensconced in tupperware/foil/plastic in the fridge, “left” and “over” are two entirely separate words, and deserve a space between them.
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