Brondell SimpleSpa Hand Held Bidet Shattaf Sprayer

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[andrewtl]

This Bidet Shatt-off is not a sh*tty deal at all.

[lethargicmass]

If we’ve already sold you a bidet- but you still have money leftover, boy have we got some good news for you! Now you can give us more of your monies for more items to add on to your bidet. The market research results are simple. We want your money, and you want more bidet stuff. Focus group after focus group told us the same thing- MORE BIDETS! LESS MONEY! So here you go loyal bidet-ers, more stuff!

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[]This is not a bunch of accessories to add to a bidet; it is a hand-held sprayer which serves as an alternative to a bidet – like if you dragged a garden hose into the bathroom with a sprayer attachment. (Fun!)
[]The hyphen in the first sentence should be a comma.
[*]Unless one is talking about yesterday’s meal remnants ensconced in tupperware/foil/plastic in the fridge, “left” and “over” are two entirely separate words, and deserve a space between them.
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