CALLING ALL MALCONTENTS!!!!!

#1

We must avenge our locked threads. I’ll send troops to immediately start gnawing on the server power supply. I need backup - Does anyone have a box of old cheetos, a bicycle pump with a leak, and an old cassette of 2 live crew’s “As nasty as they want to be” (the un-censored version) ?

If so, meet me out front by the woot staffs parking lot at midnight… Wear a red hat and whistle the tune from the “King of the Hill” cartoon so I know it’s you…

#2

I have two dwaft hamsters who have nothing to do tonight…can I bring them?

#3

Are they bloodthirsty or obsessed with pyromania?

#4

I captured a pack of squirrels in Russia who killed dogs. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

#5

Beware the lemmings!

#6

wellll…no…I just thought they would enjoy a night out…

#7

I have enlisted the services of a half dozen FARC-EP trained capybara mercenaries, if you need any heavy work done.
I also have a box of oatmeal, a rusted leaf spring from a '72 F-150, and a Jenga set that’s missing 5 pieces.
“Iacta Alea Est” - Julius Caesar

#8

want me to dump the first one for ya?

#9

I have three goldfish wintering over in the basement. The cat’s been keeping them on their…fins. Anything they can do to help?

#10

the mad irish boys have blood-lust tonite…they killed the stupid male ringneck pheasant that has been hanging around…guess it was better that they did it quickly than have it freeze to death this winter

#11

I was gonna offer my chupacabra, but it would probably be too distracted with those guys around, so I’d better leave it in its cages.

#12

You can do that? Yes please.

#13

Done…
[:)]

#14

Since the forum’s working all right now, does that mean DM’s pulling back the troops? Shall I tell the goldfish to stand down?

#15

Well, the threads aren’t unlocked so I don’t see him backing down.
Have also dispatched 15 chipmunks with bazookas, 8 muskrats armed with BAR’s, and 4 martens specially outfitted with titanium teeth for that tough gnawing.
Additionally have a 12v Minn-Kota electric outboard, a turn signal light from an '87 Peterbilt, and some leftover Triscuits.

#16

See - Now that’s what I call Chaos!

Hmmmm… Has a nice ring…

Perhaps I shall have a new battle cry…

"DAh dah DAHHHHH!!! CAPTAIN CHAOS!

(3 points and some lemmingade if the movie gets quoted quickly)

#17

Toss out one more piece and then salt the rest - It’ll work perfectly with leaking pump…

#18

If they are both female, dress them and send them to my lair.

#19

Careful, these could be some hamster Mata-haris to distract you from the goal…

#20

I am getting access to my mass arsenal as we speak…